Everyone knew from the moment Lloyd stuffed his face with glory at Nandos- this birthday was a biggie. To prove he enjoyed the meal more than others he paid the service charge! Khan smothered his gob with an extra portion of chips and the 'gym boys' i.e phil josh and paul stuck to protein based meals. Khan had the hottest meal in the whole damn house, in fact, it was so hot he left the restaurant on a few occasions (pretending he had phone calls) in order to cool off.
Then came the arm wrestling competition. The first contenders were obviously going to be the two men who thought they knew it all, aka the brickshithouses Josh and Lloyd. With vigour, a damp patch emerged from Josh's arm pit as he tackled Lloyd. Josh won basically like that. Gigg wanted a bit of the action, but was keeping quiet at this point sussing out who he should go for. As Lloyd lost, he was easy pickings. Gigg only beat Lloyd aswell. !!!
While all this was going on, there was another contest brewing. Emily looked at me with daggers and I returned with an expression Gigg would call an 'arrogant smile'. She knew, and I knew what was next. I raised my voice in front of everyone and said to her 'do ya wanna challenge mey?'. I knew she did, I was just hoping by turning this into a spectacle, my showmanship would make her loose her concentration. She knew my game. She sussed me out. She won the contest and her face had so much glory as my arm was pushed to the deck. While no one was watching she came up to me and whispered 'Don't ever fuck with me again Matt or I will end you'. I nervously laughed but was bricking it.
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